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a game where you play as a bean and the goal is to not get killed by this particularly unstable alien bean while also doing chores because PLOT TWIST ur in space and if u dont maintain the spaceship alien bean wont even need to do anything and you'll all die
me: hey goys evor hord of de het gam amogus
friends: why the hell are you talking in retard
me: 2 fet the teme of misspeling amogus ad maykeng ith shound bad cho ith funi
an amazing site where you get to see definitions of words created by other people! its great for getting a laugh, understanding slang and actually understanding words. for a more in-depth explanation see Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary
me: Urban Dictionary is revolutionary
literally everyone else: Yes.
that thing where I actually have no preference and will sometimes do milk then cereal then cereal then milk.
friends: sooooo what order do you assemble your cereal in?
me: im a dual wielder.
friends: Is it possible to learn this power?
that feeling when you come out of the barber shop with that fresh cut and the wind hits all the spots originally covered by your hair and it just flows through your hair so FREELY
Ahhh... that fresh Hair Breeze is the most refreshing thing EVER
What's Siomai you ask? well..
WHY DONT U SHOW MAI DEEZ NUTZ
Me: Siomai.
Bud: what?
Me: SHOW MAI DEEZ NUTZ
Bud: knew it :l
that thing u say when u do something really easily or want to be toxic in a game
random toxic cod player (whilst teabagging u): olololololll i beet u xd cirnge ez pz lemoan sqwez lmoaaaoooaaoao
me: i just wanted to have fun after a tacobell diarrhea day... w h y ?
that one overused word that most of ur friends overuse (AND USE IN THE WRONG WAY) to the point where its just not funny anymore
me: oh no i got killed in amogus haha well better luck next time right guys??..
all my friends at exactly the same time: wouldn't that make you.. a SUSSY BAKA?!!?!11?1/!!?!?
me: goddamit
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