mallard

n. măl'ərd
1. (Anas platyrhynchos) A type of duck

2. (Anus playdohriptass) a term used in fisting. Positioning one's hand to the shape of a duck bill to wedge open an asshole. The catalyst to an ass blossom

Wow...I got attacked by a mallard. wierd

Pshh...what a little pussy. Slutpig can take the mallard like a pro but cries like a bitch when I try to punchfist him!

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