hug hustler

A hug hustler is usually accompanied by a group woo hoo girls; who insist on hugging everyone they meet. She is most likely holding a Long Island ice tea, a lot of perfume, and holding a cracked smart phone. You can also spot them by their ear piercing voice, and large loop ear rings . She is most likely overweight, and as the night goes on she loses a shoe or some article of clothing.

I was sitting quietly at the bar when approached by an hug hustler who insisited we bring it in after every word.

Paper Blanket

Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through

The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round