tank commander

when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time

hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife

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peter hawk

a man who you always catch sneaking a peek at your package when your around them

dude, did you ever notice that frank is a real peter hawk? he's always staring at my junk when he thinks i'm not looking!

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rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

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bullnose

gathering up your penis and testicles in a fist for presentation to your meatgazer buddies

you get 2 kicks in the ass each for looking at my bullnose you faggots!

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homoquaticas

man who enjoys being pissed on by another dude

i am homoquaticas, king of the golden showers

ultra- gay

1.the highest level of homosexuality that one can achieve.
2.in hospital terminology one who wears bright white sneakers with dark blue or black scrubs.
3. A man who drives an ambiguously gay car with a straight face.

Your so ultra- gay when you heard it was raining cocks you left your umbrella at home

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honkin bobo

clean way to refer to a blowjob in mixed company.

hey pumpkin how about honkin bobo for me tonight?

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