suds'd up wacker

handjob in the shower using shampoo or soap as lube

1.hey babe scince your in here with me, how about a suds'd up wacker ?
2. bubba's first wife jill didn't even give him a suds'd up wacker on his wedding night

2👍 5👎

happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

3👍 1👎

making maps of hawaii

ejaculating on your girlfriends back or stomach

i love making maps of hawaii

31👍 6👎

honey cunt

term of endearment for that special someone.

hey honey cunt, pass the potatoes please

16👍 18👎

taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

bone rider

a dude that likes a penis in his mangina so deep that he always volunteers to be on top

wow i never realized that steve would grow up to be such a bone rider

6👍 3👎

LBJ

spanish blowjob, it's the only spanish i know

exuse me senora, how many pesos for LBJ

12👍 43👎