swampie

A person (typically male) who rarely leaves their room, wheather it be in a residence hall or apartment. They do emerge for classes. The swampie typically develops and flourishes in a University setting. They are charaterized by advanced unkempt beard growth and overall poor hygene. A partially unbuttoned hawiian shirt regardless of weather may also be an indicator.

Pizza, carbonated beverages, and various junk food comprises a typical meal. Swampies are known to move together in packs when venturing out of their room from an exhastive game of WoW or other extremely time consuming MMORPG.

Ryan: Whoa! Table of swampies, your 3 o'clock.
Me: Hehe.

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