boyfriendly

boyfriendly, n. a relationship with a boy characterized as more than fuck buddy, less than boyfriends; the person with whom you are (in the beginning stages of) having a low-key non-exclusive relationship that is primarily sexual but also involves cuddling and very simple (often cliche) romantic gestures

(pl. boyfriendlys; cf. girlfriendly)

cf. "friendly" as used in military jargon

Even though we aren't quite friends, I went with John to a movie. So he isn't just my fuck buddy, but I won't introduce him to my parents, so he isn't quite my boyfriend. I guess you'd call him my boyfriendly.

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girlfriendly

girlfriendly, n. a relationship with a girl characterized as more than fuck buddy, less than girlfriend.
(pl. girlfriendlys; cf. boyfriendly)
cf. "friendly" as used in military jargon

Why does every woman in my life start out as a hook-up, turn into a girlfriendly, progress to girlfriend, and then eventually end up as best friend? Why can't I go from stage one to stage three and stop there?

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webesence

webesence, n. one's presence on the internet (usually via blogs or profile pages, such as myspace, livejournal, xanga, facebook, etc.); the synergy between multiple personal info pages online
(pl. webesences)

I've been procrastinating all day by updating my webesence.