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drunken dancing

This form of dancing, if you can call it that, results from persons consuming too much alcohol, which somehow fuels their confidence in a non-existent ability to dance.

The drunken dance can be mistaken for someone going into convulsions or having an undiagnosed neurological disorder. It is often painful to watch, but the drunken dancers are convinced that they are performing on a professional level.

Chrissie got pretty wild at that bar last night.
Oh no, she wasn't drunken dancing again, was she?

by DougCrow January 4, 2006

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drunk texting

A modern derivative of its cousin, drunk dial-ing, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey keeps drunk texting her every weekend at 2am.

by DougCrow January 3, 2006

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drunken boxing

This form of the martial arts is best demonstrated by a drunken moron in a drunken stupor. His repressed male urge to fight and establish his dominance, results in the punching of various male acquaintances in the surrounding bar or party.

People that are sober or less drunk, often can not comprehend the rationale behind these punches, and quickly become annoyed. Occasionally another drunken moron will trade punches with the initiator, resulting in a drunken boxing match. The match has no winner, and usually results in a hug and the consumption of some more unnecessary alcohol.

Phil was so lit that he started drunken boxing with some guy he barely knew. It almost resulted in an ass-kicking.

by DougCrow January 4, 2006

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drunk text

A modern derivative of its cousin, the drunk dial, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., usually while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey sends her drunk text every weekend at 2am.

by DougCrow January 4, 2006

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drunken stupor

A state in which a person has been annihilated by the consumption of alcohol, the amount of which is well above his/her tolerance level. Once the subject has imbibed past the limit, massive retardation sets in, resulting in the stupor. The person in this state is often referred to as a drunken moron.

A male in a drunken stupor is likely to make an ass out of himself in front of anyone around. Some activities he may participate in while in the stupor: starting fights, drunken boxing, drunk dialing, drunk texting, flirting, telling everybody he knows that he loves them, stumbling, staggering, stammering, slurring, drunken dancing, and anything else that is obnoxious and unreasonable.

That guy must have game, look at him entertain that group of hotties over there.
No, they're laughing at him, not with him; he's in a drunken stupor. Note how he can't stand up straight.

by DougCrow January 4, 2006

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