ur mum

The apparent zenith of comebacks, used almost exclusively by 12-16 year olds.

Person 1: You sir, are a veritable nincompoop.
Person 2: ERR UR MUM LOL!1!

'I AD SEX WIV UR MUM LOL'

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Were-ing

The mental state acheived when a small group of like-minded friends 'shroom' up. To continue this state, additional intake of ecstacy, coke, bongs or alcohol is recommended.

The best way to achieve this state is to get hold of 6 packs of magic mushrooms and distribute them amongst 3 friends. Following consumption, wait approximately 52 minutes for symptons to reveal themselves. These may include mass hysteria, extreme laughter and possible barfing.

Once symptons have been achieved, howl like a Werewolf!

Chomp, Chomp, Chomp.... La La La, Aaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh, Gggggrrrrrr... HHHHhhhhhaaaaaa, HHHHHhhhaaaaa, barf, sssnnnnnoorrrrtttt, and....... relax.

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Green Wing

British hospital comedy shown on Channel 4. Takes a lot from Scrubs, and the episodes are a bit hit and miss sometimes. Still, has golden moments.

The consultant radiologist is the best character.

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Vomming

See barfing

barf, barf, Hurggg..

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