mutually assured destruction

teachers call it MAD
when two countries come to an understanding that if one country launches an attack the other will retaliate with equal force

when jenifer gillbert walks into a class room

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Dance

To take a sleeping medication (such as Ambien) and let the effects set in while staying awake instead of going to bed. Allowing the drug to kick in, the participant begins to feel loopy, almost like being drunk, and often leads to physical dancing.

Hey Jimmy, are you trying to dance later? I'm trying to dance. Let's get the dance team together tonight and dance.

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Dirtiest Catch

When you finger pop a girl’s asshole then fish hook her in the mouth with the same finger.

« Eh b’y I made dam girl my dirtiest catch «