silk cannon

A slang for pension

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles

Colombian pogo stick

When you have a line of coke on an erect penis and you pull it down to a point that when you let it go it will “spring” the coke up into the air and you catch it with your nose.

After she let me do a Colombian whale I let her try a Colombian pogo stick

silk missile

Another word for semen or Sperm

Last night I shot some silk missiles at her back

columbian whale

When you sprinkle some grade A Columbian bam bam around the outside of a butthole then proceed to snort the coke at the same time as the person farts blowing the coke up in the air and into your nose.

The stripper I was with last night let me do a columbian whale

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