Glove Of Love

slang term for a condom. also part of the lyric for Kirk Van Houten's "Can I Borrow A Feeling?" in the Simpsons episode, A Milhouse Divided.

"Dude, I'm all out, you got any gloves of love?"
"Can I borrow a feeling,
Could you lend me a jar of love,
Hurtin hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love."

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bumilingus

1) Sexual foreplay in which the anus is stimulated by the tongue and lips.
2) Sexual foreplay in which the vagina of a hobo is stimulated by the tongue and lips.

1) Matilda was surprised when Charlie started performing bumilingus on the dance floor.
2) "I performed bumilingus on that tramp 'cause I didn't have any spare change."

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