throttlecock

To grab one's own manhood (or sex sausage, if you will) therby giving it the means to jam it into a tight orafus, or any other tight place, for that matter.

Seeing that it would not be an easy task, Ed throttlecocked the small sheep.

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pull some wool

Having the ability to easily attract women. Possessing the ability to easily "hook-up" with Girls.

This weekend, as Doug rides into Newport Beach with his biker gang, in perfect formation, he will definitely pull some wool.

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