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The use of hair products for masturbation. Using hair spray for gripping purposes.
You can get a tight tug with some aqua net on your dick. I really want to abuse myself tonight so I am going to try the stylist.
10π 50π
Similar to the Cleveland Steamer but instead of defacting on the females chest you eat some laxitives and aim at the face. With the right amount of pushing and holding it in you can make an explosion will leave the victim scarred for life.
John knew his girlfirend was cheating on him so he ate some exlax and surprised her with a Nagasaki Bomb.
13π 5π
A ghostrider is when the lights are out during an orgy and you don't know the person who begins having sex with you.
IT got a little out of hand when everyone just began swapping partners in the dark and I ended up with a ghostrider.
18π 37π
You wack off in a persons shoe, leaving your cum in there for them to step in and walk around it unknowingly. Leave your unborn children in their slippers or sneakers to get even.
Rich was so mad at Henry that to get even he jerked off into Henry's shoes. Boy Henry wasn't expecting to be walking around in Baby Shoes that day.
9π 13π
Deposting you semen in a girls belly button.
This chick actually let me do the petrie dish to her.
14π 15π
A Bill Cosby is when a black man dips his pudding pop(penis) into a bowl of pudding so that a white girl can suck it off during oral sex.
Jerome persuaded Jillian to suck the pudding off his penis. He pulled a Bill Cosby.
59π 219π
Cumming onto a girls nose so that the semen drips and looks like an ice sickle.
Brett jizzed on Theresas nose and she let it drip down to hang off her nose like an Ice sickle.
20π 47π