Good steak

When you’re at an awkward family gathering and trying to cover up a conversation about the dank weed you just smoked with your goons behind the shed with a wholesome family dinner meat of choice.

“fuck, that was some good steak”

Locker

When you’re performing missionary with a girl and on the brink of orgasm they squirm and lock their legs around your ankles

“Yo dude, that girl from tinder wouldn’t stop locking her legs around my ankles”

“Dude sounds like you had a locker!”

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Doink and boink

Netflix and chilling the stoner way. When you invite someone over to smoke a doink and then have pleasant high coitus (boink)
The doink and boink

“Yeah dude I was hanging with Sarah the other day, smoked and hooked up it was dope”

“She came over just for that?”

“Yeah dude forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about the doink and boink”

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Boof

Commonly associated with the insertion of miscellaneous objects into buttholes, boofing is also a verb used to describe someone who is trying to bust your balls

Carl: you know, you should really try this dank ass bud, no joke this shits dope
Snow: dude are you boofing my shmunz?

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Theon, you’re a good man

An expression you can say to someone when, after having a past of being a douchebag, they do something incredibly heroic

Theon, you’re a good man