Highorny

The definition of this word is when you are high from any substance and horny at the same time

Person A: “I really can‘t look away from this chicks ass!“
Person B: “Stop it man, you‘re just Highorny...“

Regrettizing

The mixture of realizing/realising something and ultimately regretting it at the same time - often used by people who quit drugs and realise what they have gotten into.

Person A: "Oh man, I've just been to rehab and I just now am regrettizing what I did to myself.."
Person B: "Ooof, best of luck mate!"

matired

When you are mad someone woke you up but at the same time you wanna sleep and too tired to give a sh*t

"Hey man! Good morning"
"Why did you wake me up? Now I'm all matired!"