Hole Stretcher

A turd, while coming out , that is too girthy for your size ass pipe hole therefore cause ones ass pipe hole to become stretched out ( ripping sensation that hurts beyond belief) to allow the girthy turd to be launched successful.

When one feels they need stitches after taking a massive dump!

Hey why Is mark walking so funny? Oh you didn't hear? He set adrift a hole stretcher after lunch and is pretty wallered up!

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Patrick Bowl

This is a overly massive bowl load put into a glass pipe that if not careful will spill out into the neck or out the hole.

A bowl that you cannot 10 and 2 with rather 11 and 1 o’clock.

God damn, that pipe went around forever. Yeah someone loaded a Patrick bowl!

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