Chicken Brickin'

You'll need a live chicken and two bricks. First, fuck the chicken, then, while still mounted, take the two bricks and smash the chicken's head between them. The dying/dead chicken will thrash about for 30 seconds (or more if you're lucky) giving you a one-of-a-kind climax. Rinse chicken well. Make soup.

Screw the sheep... Let's go chicken brickin'!

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