caroline

All the guys would say that she's mighty fine. But might fine only gets you somewhere half the time, and the other half cussed out or coming up short. She needs a golden calculator to divide the time it takes to look inside and realize that real guys go for real down to Mars girls. All in all, she better come back down to Mars. Girl needs to stop chasing cars. I mean, I wonder what happens when the dough gets low because she ain't that fine...

Guy: Caroline!
Other Guy: She's the reason for the word "bitch"

Guy: Right?! She likes to think her shit don't stink! But if she leans in a little bit closer, she'll see her roses really smell like poo!
Other Guy: Maaaan, I hope she's speeding on the way to the club trying to hurry up to get some baller or singer or somebody like that and try to put on her makeup in the mirror and crash, crash, craaaasshh.... into a ditch.

Guy: Woah!
Other Guy: Just playing...

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