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A comical, or at least absurd, definition. Such a definition makes sense from some facetious or offensive point of view.
Calling the Rolling Stones a landslide would be a daffynition.
Many of the UrbanDictionary defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religion are daffynitions.
Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.
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1. adj. Describing something horrific, or at least undesirable.
2. v. Dies.
When you suck the big dick, that really sucks the big dick!
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The location of Stavromula Beta.
"Just there, number forty-two," shouted Ford Prefect to the taxi driver. "Right here!"
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What surround sound was called before it went out of style in the 70s. Frequently abbreviated as quad.
You should have heard Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here in quadraphonic.
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A high-tech version of, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. It improves reliability and cost-effectiveness.
Predictive maintenance allows things to be repaired when they become at risk of breaking down, while avoiding repairing things that are not at risk.
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1. A group of people that lynches someone who was accused of something, but who was never tried for it.
2. The group of people who lynched Jesus, even though he was tried and found innocent.
3. The masses of people who celebrate a lynching by displaying replicas, from their necks and on their homes and churches, of the weapon used in a lynching.
90 years ago, a lynch mob used a weapon made of rope to lynch my paternal grandfather.
2,000 years ago, a lynch mob used a weapon made of wood to lynch my Eternal Father.
I won't insult the memory of either one of them by displaying a replica of the injustice committed against either one of them.
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1. MyCrudSoft sWindles XP Service Pack Two.
2. The most malicious computer trojan ever!
SP2 is the leading causes of DCS this month.
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