modjuputer

In CB slanguage; (also, modjupusher): Literally, a modulator, which is a component circuit of a CB transceiver. Colloquially refers to the entire CB transceiver.

Rubber Duck, turned your modjuputer on!

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SEO

Abbr. Search Engine Optimization. The legitimate optimization of web sites for listing in search engines.

Any attempt to optimize beyond legitimate means is SEO Spam.

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scraping

1. A black hat SEO spam technique in which the spammer plagiarizes content from other web sites to put content that's popular with search engines on his own site, often for the purpose of selling advertising back to the ijit search engines. Also used as a Google bowling technique to get competing web sites labeled as SEO spam.

2. Fighting.

3. Beating up someone.

4. Living in poverty.

1. Google eventually wises up to each new SEO spamming technique, so scraping will eventually get you banned.

2. Evrabody be Kung Fu Scraping! (Sung just as badly as it's worded.)

3. When I get done scraping him, his mama will have to finish scraping him off the floor.

4. They were just scraping by.

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suct

Californiese for Sucked really big time.

The California Aquesuct is the artery by which southern California suct northern California dry.

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railroad

Literal meanings:

1. N., A roadway paved with a track made of rails, upon which locomotives push or pull a train of cars or trailers carrying people or freight.

2. Adj., Pertaining to such a roadway or the trains that travel upon it.

3. N., The industry of transporting people or freight by rail, or one or more of the companies within that industry.

4. Adj., Pertaining to that industry.

5. V., Transport upon a railroad.

Slang meanings:

1. V., to coerce, trick, or seduce others into a course of action that they would not otherwise choose. This includes, but is not limited to, specifically sexual situations.

2. N., Eleven, as if the two parallel numerals were the rails of a railroad track.

Literal: Southern Pacific (3) railroad's old (2) railroad cars can still be found along abandoned stretches of (1) railroad, because the industry can't be bothered to (5) railroad them to (4) railroad stations.

Slang:

1. Popular culture isn't going to be railroaded into adopting a narrow-mindedly specific sexual situation as the definition of railroad simply because someone described his favorite life experience as an UrbanDictionary definition.

2. We use the 802-railroad-G wireless protocol. (See WAP and 802.11g.)

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octopus

A cat that only has one life left.

This daffynition of octopus appeared in the B.C. Comic Strip, Octopu... er I mean, October Oct... er, I mean October 8, 2006.

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legal profession

The euphemism used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to the nature of their work.

Members of the legal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.

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