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The ultimate negative description and insult of the late 60s and early 70s, man!
The court hereby sentences you to 30 days in the county jail.
Aw, that just ain't cool, man!
Get the hell off my ranch, you chicken thief!
You just ain't cool, you dig?
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1. The one instance of a particular word in what you've written that will bring out stampeding herds of duh-weebs to point out to you the correct spelling of the word - and a few more incorrect ways to spell it - even though every other instance of the word is spelled correctly.
2. A correctly spelled word that illiterate duh-weebs are unfamiliar with, and will mistake for misspellings of other words.
3. The reason why spell-checkers were invented.
1. "The correct spelling of yelow is yellow."
"Maybe that's why I spelled it that way the other 36 times I used that word."
2. "You left the P out of homepage."
"If I had wanted to call my homage a homepage, I would have."
3. "I spell everything correctly! I use a spell-checker!"
"Spell-checkers don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, and neither do you."
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Mineral water that's drank by people who don't know about Calistoga.
Topo Chico and Calistoga are much better than Perrier.
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A web site that turns its nose up at legitimate, fully-functional browsers, such as IE 7 or Firefox simply because the webmaster won't tolerate his site being viewed using off-brand browsers and can't be bothered to update the site's script to recognize legitimate browsers.
Some monopolistic corporations, such as MyCrudSoft, are browser snobs. You have to do business with them on their terms because they don't even need to care whether you like doing business with them. It's their way making sure you know that they don't have to give a crap about you.
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One's preference for a particular type of sexual partner, regardless whether that preference is rigidly or casually held, and regardless how morally repugnant others may find that preference.
heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pedosexual are all sexual preferences. Pedosexual propaganda uses pedophile as a euphemism in place of pedosexual to make it seem like it isn't all that bad.
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1. An epidemic infection of spyware and adware, frequently euphemized as AOL.
2. A heavy financial burden.
My sister went back to PayOhHell because she got scared by all the viruses that installed with SBC Yahoo's software.
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v. To move a phone number from one carrier or type of service to another; p.t., ported.
n. The act of porting a number.
I got a cell phone and ported the landline number to my cell phone. It was only supposed to take a week or so to port the number, but it took two months, instead.
The port went through yesterday, only no one bothered to tell me. I've had my cell phone turned off most of the time since no one could call it any way until the number is ported, so when I turned it on this morning it suddenly had four voice mails waiting.
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