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Preparing to Hibernate

What sWindles says when it starts up after hibernating.

sWindles meant to tell you that it's preparing to hibernate before it hibernates because it thinks that you're such a complete idiot that you don't know that you just told it to hibernate. However, since sWindles is the idiot that it thought you were, it tells you when it wakes up instead.

by Downstrike December 14, 2004

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Windows Update

The usual cause of DCS.

The latest Windows Update was supposed to be SP2. But it downdated several things, so I had to update them again.

by Downstrike September 14, 2004

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


web marketer

One employed in the industry of advertising products or services on the WWW.

UrbandDictionary.com is supported by trade with web marketers.

by Downstrike October 8, 2005

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


the time

At the tone...

Ten minutes after ten till now.

by Downstrike June 1, 2004

21πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


cybersewer

The place where unwanted data goes when it dies, especially when edited by a moderator. Also, see bitbucket.

On UrbanDictionary.com, it's the result of recommend for deletion, or more recently, remove.

by Downstrike November 18, 2004

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


customs

1. Habitual practices, including religious rituals.

2. Where smugglers get arrested.

I could get arrested in customs for smuggling books about religious customs into a country where atheism is the state religion.

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

65πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Ginger ale

Vernor's or nobody's.

Vernor's is the ginger ale that tastes like you're drinking a ginger snap.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

47πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž