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In the language of politicians and those who govern, the constituency are those who are governed, or supposedly represented, by legislators and executive officials.
Legislators really represent attorneys. See politician, legislator, attorney, and conflict of interest for further details.
In a true Democracy, the constituency would be self-governing. However, that might endanger the livelihood of legislators and politicians, so it isn't done that way.
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Citizens Band radio; state of the art in communications circa 1960, and all the rage in 1976 after the release of technological advances and the song Convoy. Popularity inspired further advances and lower prices, increasing popularity further.
CB remained the primary mode of mobile communications until cell phones became popular, and remains so in locations where cellular coverage is not available, among some truckers, rednecks, and power-tripping cottonpickers with linears.
Other monikers include, squawk box, radidio, on the line, ears, modjuputer, two-way, talk box, and toy phone.
Some bible-mouths still expect you to speak a dialect of slang called slanguage when using CB.
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A holiday featuring fertility symbols such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white that pagans celebrate, named in honor of the godess of fertility known as Eostre, Astarte, Ashtoreth, Isis, Vishnu, Venus, etc. depending on when and where the pagan is from.
Nowadays, most of the pagans pretend that Easter has something to do with Jesus so they can pretend to be Christians. They've already given Christendom such a bad name doing things like this that it isn't even worth their effort to pretend to be Christian any more, so they only continue the custom out of habit.
I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend Easter has something to do with Jesus.
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Literal: Groovy is where the far out goes, man!
Colloquial: It's like, you know, so far out that it's in, and so like, in, you know, that it's far out, you dig? Like, it's so hot that it's cool, and it's so cool that it's hot! It like, makes you like to say like. I mean, it'll blow your mind, man!
Hey, did you ever like, blow your mind, man? Try it, you'll like it! No way, man, you don't gotta get stoned to blow you mind. Just look at your hand, will you? No, I mean like really look at it. Like, you know it's been on your arm since forever, but you never really look at it. Check it out! It's so far out that it's like, groovy man!
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For the correct spelling and grammar, see Jehovah's Witnesses.
"Jehovas Witness" is misspelled and grammatically incorrect.
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n. A contradiction of, or argument against what someone else has said.
v.: give lip, to contradict or argue against. See also, lip off.
That teen is always giving her Mom lip.
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The reason why buzzards have buzzard breath is that they prefer their pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle.
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