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Picture a mongrel putting its tail between its legs and peeing all over it and yelping, ki-yi, ki-yi, ki-yi off into the distance.
All the sweetness of breath that you'd expect of a creature that eats carrion.
If your idea of a hot meal was pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle, you'd have buzzard breath too.
1. Red-colored Mountain Dew product.
2. One of the earlier computer viruses that propagated both by email and over network connections.
Both of these came out shortly before 9/11 and the Anthrax scare, causing no end of confusion among duh-weebs and n00bs.
Normal, but technologically unprepared person: I was just sitting there drinking my Code Red (1) when Code Red (2) DLed and started spamming everybody in my address book.
Duh-weeb: I understand you got a Code Red infection, but did you spill it on the keyboard or the hard drive?
N00b: It's just scandalous that none of the doctors knew what I was talking about when I asked for inoculation against Code Red!
1. Psychologically induced, irrational fear of something that should not be all that scary.
2. In common usage, phobia is nothing more than something to accuse others of having when one wants to discount their opinions and be excused to behave in a way that they think is wrong.
1950s:
You shouldn't do that!
Fraidy cat!
1990s to present:
That's disgusting!
Don't tell me you have a phobia!
1. n. Numerous people.
2. n. A clique or birds of a feather.
3. v. Take fronts in line without permission.
4. v. Invade someone's personal space.
5. v. Get in people's way.
That crowd (1) is crowding (5) my doorway because they're all crowding (3). That crowd (2) must enjoy crowding (4) each other.
A place in line in front of someone already in line.
Can I have fronts?
No, but I'll give you backs.
A sarcastic way of saying, please stop now, before I become violent.
Enough already! Can't you see that you're annoying people?