clickity claque

An SEO spam technique meant to railroad search engines into thinking that a web site is popular by artifically inflating apparent traffic to the site by repeatedly visiting one's own site with a search engine's search bar installed. Generally used by SEO-inept web marketers who are too lame to legitimately optimize their sites for search engines.

From the French, claque, meaning, "an organized group of supporters at a theatrical event who try to prompt positive audience response by clapping enthusiastically". Also a play on the traditional American English rendering of the sound made by a train traveling on a railroad, clickity-clack.

Some SEO spammers are such duh-weebs that after they get their sites banned from Google for keyword stuffing, doorway pages, and link farming, that they think they can still increase their PR, so they download Googlebar and play clickity claque.

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Stumbler

A web surfer who stumbles via StumbleUpon. See also stumbulation and stumbleblog.

I do my web surfing at StumbleUpon, so I'm called a Stumbler.

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Dodge

What one of you needs to get out of if there ain't room for the two of you there.

Get out of Dodge. There ain't room here for the both of us.

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Delphi Forums

A web site where individuals host message board forums, and visit each others' forums.

I am the Host of nine forums on Delphi Forums.

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choppers

1. From timber, forestry, firefighting, ice fishing, anachronistic gaming, etc., etc.; axemen

2. From popular culture, murdercycles.

3. From military, helicopters.

4. From dentistry, false teeth.

Choppers (4) were shipped by air in choppers (3), and from the helipad on choppers (2) to remote locations so the choppers (1) could eat.

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LEC

Acronym for Local Exchange Carrier.

Your LEC is your phone company, dude!

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Planet Janet

A character from Schoolhouse Rock with rocket engines for legs.

Planet Janet is a galaxy girl.

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