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Shaking hands with the unemployed.
He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.
Huh?
Masturbation.
Oh, of course!
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To cause to belong or be devoted to. (See devotion.)
Some people dedicate their entire lives to a single goal.
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An irrelevant, meaningless word or noise that is interjected into speech when the speaker has run out of words, but is determined to keep on speaking.
The outward symptom of a serious psychologically induced speech impediment.
Well, um... I er, ah, well you know, like it's like this you see, I really don't have anything to say. But it makes me feel really important to hear myself talking.
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Well fuck, you shoulda fuckin been there. He fuckin said fuck, and she fuckin said fuck what. And he fuckin said, fuck that! Not fuck, but fuckin fuck because I didn't fuckin really mean fuck. And she fuckin asked him when was he gonna get fuckin serious about fuckin puttin his fuckin dick where his fuckin mouth is? He didn't fuckin know whether to fuckin go suck himself or get fuckin laid!
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What time it is, right now. It's never wrong.
What time is it?
Ten minutes after ten till now.
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A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.
You look like mischief waiting to happen.
Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.
Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.
That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.
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Pertaining to use of IMs, Instant Messengers.
No, I said IMish, not Amish. This is not a religion. Futterbingers is an IMish spelling.
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The rythm that's been driving the best music since the 60s.
See American Graffiti for some examples of early rock beats.
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