publish

To make content available to the public by any means, either for a cost, or for free.

Far too much pure nonsense is published on the World Wide Web, and especially on UrbanDictionary.com.

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Valspeak

Anachronistic dialect of slang from the late 70s.

Turkinerd, bagyerface, and gag me with a spoon are high-profile examples of Valspeak.

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visually impaired

Politically correct term for blindness.

He is not blind as a bat! He's visually impaired.

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roger-dee

Derived from military lingo term, roger, meaning confirmation.

CB slanguage dialect terminology; used synonymously with 10-4.

Roger-dee, cottonpicker!

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primary

adj. That which is first, foremost, or central.

n. The primary one of a group.

You must complete primary school before you may attend secondary school.

A secondary planet orbits a primary.

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intimacy

A euphemism for having sex.

Assuming that both parties are into it, intimacy is the one time when peeps like to have their personal space invaded.

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Network Solutions

A euphemism for Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible. See scam, conflict of interest, corporation, corporate personhood, and damn well please.

When you call Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible "Network Solutions" you may trick someone into thinking that they're legitimate.

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