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impactful

Duh-weebish for "significant".

Notwithstanding the canonical convergence of sustainable frameworks within the infrastructures of business on demand, the logistics of opportunistic legerdemain in this example is impactful.

by Downstrike June 04, 2004


The Ken Jennings Show

1. A game show otherwise known as Jeopardy, particularly since they no longer limit how many times the same contestant can appear on the show.

2. A steady source of income for the Mormon Church since Ken Jennings tithes 10% of his gross.

My wife is watching The Ken Jennings Show. I think she's waiting to see if the church and the state can tax Ken into poverty. Otherwise, there isn't much suspense.

by Downstrike November 09, 2004


evangelizing secularists

Proponents of the myth of the Separation of Church and State who, suffering from Jehovahphobia, do their level best to eliminate any reference to religion, especially Christian religion, from public life.

In the U.S., it's unconstitutional to pass any "law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof." Therefore, evangelizing secularists persuade the courts to set precedents that have the effect of regulating religion and the free exercise thereof.

by Downstrike December 12, 2004


link bait

1. In SEO, content placed on a web site specifically for the purpose of enticing people to link to it.

2. (occasionally) Content that turned out accidentally to be link bait.

Your PR is zero. You need some link bait.

by Downstrike September 19, 2006


Sci Fi

Short for Science Fiction.

My favorite genre is Sci Fi.

by Downstrike May 22, 2004


flight

1. The act of flying.

2. The power or ability to fly.

3. A journey made by flying.

4. An enactment of one's fantasy.

Everyone has the power of flight. The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Difficulty arises because if one is truly trying properly to throw themselves at the ground and fails to miss, chances are that one will fail to miss the ground quite hard.

Once flight is achieved, it is vital not to listen to what anyone else says, because they are most likely to say something like, "my GOD! You can't possibly be flying!" And if you are so unfortunate as to hear someone say this, you are very likely to believe what they are saying and suddenly what they are saying will prove to be true.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004


Viking Kittens

The bootleg Flash music video that launched an entire genre of music videos in 2002, in which amateurish animations were set to music, in this case Led Zep's Immigrant Song.

Although the original Viking Kittens video mysteriously disappeared from Rathergood.com, it's still available on other sites. It's also available as a screensaver on some P2P networks.

If no one forwarded you a link to Viking Kittens or My Baby Donkey aka She's got a Chicken to Ride in 2002, you simply weren't online.

by Downstrike November 24, 2006