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1. Conditional, based upon time, event, or circumstances.
2. Slang, specific to junk mail advertising lotteries and sweepstakes to persuade as many duh-weebs as possible who haven't even entered a sweepstakes that they have already won: "if".
1. When you finish your chores, you may play; when it's dark, come inside.
2. You are guaranteed to win at least $250,000 when you return the winning number to us. (The fact that the recipient does not have the winning number, so he may as well go fly a kite, is not expressed.)
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An excuse to do what you want to do, regardless how senseless it is.
All you have to do is get a committee to approve it.
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The legal doctrine by which a corporation is called an entity instead of property of a person who owns it.
The result of corporate personhood is that corporations have more rights than people do.
Corporate personhood has been outlawed by the city or Arcata, California.
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1. What you said means the same thing as what I said first.
1. The meaning of what you said is so close to what I said first, that it might as well be the same thing.
"The sky is dark."
"It's cloudy out."
"Same smell."
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The 1992-93 El NiΓΒ±o Winter in Susanville, California, when every storm all winter dumped four feet of snow, and the electricity would shut off for four days at a time, and only come back on just in time for the next storm to hit.
Pictures of cans and bottles of beer stuffed into snow banks are falsely attributed to Canada, but the redneck waste of refrigeration ingenuity on beer rather than on groceries betrays the true origin of the picture as being the Susanville Hell NiΓΒ±o of 1992-93.
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1. n. Numerous people.
2. n. A clique or birds of a feather.
3. v. Take fronts in line without permission.
4. v. Invade someone's personal space.
5. v. Get in people's way.
That crowd (1) is crowding (5) my doorway because they're all crowding (3). That crowd (2) must enjoy crowding (4) each other.
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A place in line in front of someone already in line.
Can I have fronts?
No, but I'll give you backs.
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