Rural Dictionary

worship

Extreme reverence, respect, faith, and devotion dedicated to a deity, pantheon, or philosophy. In the case of people who choose a religion because it makes them feel good about themselves, they themselves are the object of their worship, no matter how ecstatically they utter the name of their deity.

I can't believe that no one else has taken time out from dissing one another's religions or lack thereof to define "worship". But since they haven't, and I can't believe it, I'm sure they worship differently than I do. I wonder if they have time to worship.

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

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homophobic

adj., Descriptive of one exhibiting a condition known as Homophobia:

1. (From homo, meaning "man", and phobe, meaning fear), adj. Realizing that mankind is dangerous. Possibly related to agoraphobic.

2. An insult made up by ijits pretending to know Latin - unaware of the difference between homo and homos - for use during childish name-calling disputes with other childish, name-calling ijits.

N. form: homophobe.

1. Many wild animals are nocturnal because they're homophobic.

2. "You're queer!" ... "You're homophobic!"

by Downstrike August 15, 2004

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point your house

CB slanguage for, "turn your antenna".

He asked if I could point my house at him more, but I said it was omnidirectional.

by Downstrike August 6, 2005

WWJD

What Would Jesus Do; based upon the principle in 1 Cor. 6:9-17 that a Christian's body is a member of Christ and what ever you do with your body, you do as a member of Christ's body, whether Christ is willing or not.

Any Christian who commits fornication rapes Jesus because it is Jesus' body with which he fornicates. Do you really think he's going to want you in heaven with him after that?

by Downstrike May 19, 2004

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