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% Daily recommended allowance

An experimental 1980 dietary guide based upon the Pritikin Diet fad diet published in 1979.

% Daily recommended allowance is even worse than the Food Guide Pyramid because it promotes eating 5 out 7 servings of food in the form of carbohydrates without even suggesting that the carbohydrates should come from more than one source.

by Downstrike June 26, 2004

33πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Earthquake Test

This is only a test. Had this been an actual earthquake, your stream of pee would wave to and fro and back and forth in front of you.

In the event of an actual Earthquake, you would probably have peed yourself without getting to a urinal first.

by Downstrike December 26, 2005

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


go fly a kite

1. Go away, you bother me.

2. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

1. Can I huh, huh? Can I, huh?
Go fly a kite!

2. The reason I know God is good is because if you take one of the Os out of "good", it spells "God". - Edith Bunker
Go fly a kite!

by Downstrike October 18, 2004

130πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


MyCrudSoft

The real name of Bill Gates' company; he just doesn't want you to know it. See also, mikerowesoft.

That's why, if you use the correct spelling of MyCrudSoft, the MyCrudSoft spellchecker will try to change it to the spelling Billy wants you to use.

by Downstrike August 16, 2004

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


fiction

1. Not fact.

2. Entertainment.

3. Stories.

My favorite genre of fiction is Science Fiction.

by Downstrike May 22, 2004

135πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


binary

adj. Arranged as pairs or counted by twos.

Pairs of stars or planets, such as the Earth and Moon, are called binary stars or planets.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

67πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


defect

1. n. An imperfection, either cosmetic or functional.

2. v. To abandon an obligation or loyalty.

3. v. To change loyalties.

The refurbisher got sick of painting over defects, so he defected to a company that repairs merchandise with defects.

by Downstrike June 5, 2004

62πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž