amoeba

A very small person with an oversized opinion of himself.

Lookit the amoeba having a cell faux to pretend someone wants to talk to him. It's a real cell phone call.

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backs

A place in line behind someone who is already in line. See also, fronts.

Don't go to the end of the line. I'll give you backs.

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Professional Retard

An obstructionist. See bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.

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pobody's nerfect

A conciliatory way of saying, "nobody's perfect" that illustrates the concept. Originated with Cracked and Mad Magazine in the 70s.

I'm sorry, that was dumb.

That's OK, pobody's nerfect.

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Californiese

The dialect of slang spoken only in California.

Peeps outside of California probably never even heard of the California Aquesuct, so they wouldn't bother to use such Californiese terminology.

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blood-sucking

adj. Parasitical. See also, blood-sucker.

Blooding-sucking Hellay suct northern California dry through the California Aquesuct.

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corporation

An entity that remains free to continue to do as it damn well pleases after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had committed it.

Corporations have more rights than people do.

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