Skidders and chips

Skidders and chips is a mem for eating chips in a toilet with skid marks in the bowl .

Boyfriend - babe wanna get some dinner ?
Girlfriend- where ?
Boyfriend- come to my toilet for some skidders and chips

Before my phone dies

This was an excuse to do something on your phone before it does

Girl - I need a poo before my phone dies

Boy - text me before my phone dies

Before my phone dies

This was an excuse to do something on your phone before it does

Girl - I need a poo before my phone dies

Boy - text me before my phone dies

Craggie crag crag

Mocking the name of Craig 🐸

Boy - you seen craggie crag crag

Girl - yes crags over here

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