creeper fingers

Definition: A creepers 10 phalangees attached to his dirty groping hands that frequently smell like chloroform and Rohipnol, much like a good chefs hands smell of onions and garlic

Frequently associated with the pasty chubby dude of predominantly scottish decent who lives in cyber space, rarely ever leaves the house and when leaving the house lurks on mass transit hoping that the good looking blond girl he is creepin on falls asleep so he can get a nipple between his 'creeper hands' for the first time

Also: What you notice roaming around in your blouse after falling asleep on public mass transit

The weird dude who was staring at me since I boarded the metro felt me up with his creeper fingers when I fell alseep between stops.