A sexy man with oily hair. His fringe looks like a barcode. Rumour has it every KFC has a clone of this legendary man, keeping him in the basement and cutting off his oil-soaked hair to feed their deep fryers. KFC exclusively uses Doyley-brand premium oil sourced from the hair of Oily Doyley himself.
Also see Doyle Burger and Willy D
Willy D is the final form of Oily Doyley. When all his hair has ceased being oily he proceeds to be reborn as Willy D himself.
No way it's Willy D!
Doyle Burger, or Doyle Bugr, is the ultimate pimp who pulls all the hoes.
Also see Oily Doyley and Willy D
Damn bro you're a Doyle Burger