Purple Headed Custard Chucker

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.

Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face

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Wom

To feel immense anger

I'm so wom about that

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Waow

A noise made usually by irritating individuals who drive clapped out Volkswagons. A stupid and opinionated person with ginger hair

WAOW you can't drive and I can!!! WAOW!!

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cooked

1. A slang phrase used to describe someone out of the ordinary

2. Someone especially violent

1. Some cooked man ran up to us earlier and showed us his purple headed custard chucker

2. I wouldn't stare at him, hes cooked

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AHEM

Lewis' comments whilst waiting for the Muse gig on November 27th 2003

"I'm hitting the note" AHEM

"Yes, feel free to blow me up with a bomb" AHEM

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Bdz

A reaction towards another displaying arrogance towards yourself

Simon was so bdz to me today

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