A fuck buddy you definitely donât want your parents to know about
Iâm off to meet Stuart (Iâm away to get my Nat King Cole)
Getting tongue-tied, getting your words mixed up, instead of getting your fucking words muddled
Whenever Iâm trying to talk to a pretty girl, I always get my mucking fords wuddled
Catastrophic, explosive diarrhoea, resulting in blowing your âO Ringâ, just like the 1986 Challenger Space Shuttle disaster
Oh man, I had a vicious Tandoori last night and had a shuttle disaster this morning