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My little sis just told me she went to a vagamarama at her uni at the weekend and one of the chicks got way pissed on cider and flashed a hippos mouth dude ......
A vagamarama is an all-girl orgy , a pyjama party that gets out of hand after a little too much chablis , babysham or too many Jager bombs
I consider myself as pretty much straight , but I must admit I did go down on Missy and Heidi at Betty's vagamarama . Just before Betty introduced me to her strap-on.
A dorsalwank is a type of masturbation practiced by a gentleman rubbing his cock between the rolls of flab on a fat lass's ( or fat lad's ) back with a view to achieving sexual relief
Jimmy dorsalwanked on me last night and it felt sooooo sexay !
An aficionado of fisting ,
So we went to this party that the new neighbours put on , and it turns out the husband likes the feel of lycra against his skin and the wife is a total afistionado - wide as a hippo's mouth dude !
An incorrigible shagger; A maestro of the muff
I've settled down now I'm older bro , but I have to confess to being a full-on quimhound at college
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The backfanny is the slot that forms in the middle of an overweight person's back when they wear clothes that are too tight for them. It is called this because it resembles the vagina , which is also known in the UK as a " fanny " .
My Auntie Nellie is sixty five so naturally she's carrying a few pounds more than she did in her prime . How do I tell her that she sports a backfanny when she squeezes herself into that little yellow Summer dress ?