When you're in a k-hole and pull all the knobs off your Pioneer controller, aggressively shove them in your ass, then awkwardly walk to the closest homeless encampment so Dirty Mike and one of the boys can turn your ass into a "Soup Kitchen"
I dunno how the next dj is gonna play after I dirty jacy all these knobs!
when a girl masterbates with a used toilet brush and sucks on it after
when I get off work I like to give myself the dirty lorea before I head home
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When your boy knits a condom, you shit in it and freeze it, then he uses it as a self made "brotisserie"
Jade took Joe's Wooley Mammoth like a pro