Brownberg

A crap so big that part of it sticks out of the water thus forming it's own island.

The day after Thanksgiving I crapped so big it created a Brownberg in my toilet.

The toilet paper ran aground on a Brownberg creating a Shanchor ( shit-anchor ).

Quext

To quit your job in a text message.

I am quitting my job and dont want to face my boss so I am going to quext him.