Shamannagans

Shanannagans specific to males.

Lisa: Today, I asked my husband to pick up his dirty laundry and he actually had to sniff it to make sure it wasn't clean!

Anne: Ah, the sniff test, one of many classic shamannagans.

Princessophile

Guys whose passtime at Disneyland is to rate the Disney princesses as they walk by. Princessophilia may also be characterized by taking photos with the princesses that score a high number on the hot scale.

Steve: Whoa, Snow White is a 9.5!
Jim: I know, but check out Cinderella! Dude, she's a ten! Hey! Can we get a picture with you???
Stacy: Ugh, you guys are total princessophiles.

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Guitar Zero

1. People who suck at all the Guitar Hero games.

2. Anyone who doesn't have friends to start a real band and as a result, join online bands on Guitar Hero World Tour all day long.

1. Sam: Jeeze Jeff, you got booed off again!!?!?!
Jeff: yeah.
Sam: Dude, you're a total guitar zero!

2. Philip wanted to be in a band, so he joined one on Guitar Hero instead of following his dreams and making a real one.

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Hebro

What people call their gangster jewish friends. Hebrew+Bro.

Josh: What up, my hebro?!?!?!
Jake: NM, what up with you?

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Urbandictionaria

1. The medical condition in which one spends way too much time being anti social and hanging out on urban dictionary.

2. A condition in which one can not complete a sentence without the use of an urban dictionary word.

1. Jim: Hey Dave, whatcha doin?
Dave: Can't talk, posting definitions.
Jim: Why don't we hang out when your urbandictionaria has cleared up.

2. Warren: Dude, this is the shiznit, look at all those women, it's a freakin march of dimes. Oooh, except for her, she's a butter face.
Trevor: You have really bad urbandictionaria.

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Ba Dum Tsh

1. A sound made by drums that is made after a comedian tells a joke that needs a little push.

2. A sound one makes to signify that a lame joke has been told.

1. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Drums: Ba Dum Tsh
2. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Steve: Ba Dum Tsh!

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IMunot

The weird, unexplained discontinuation of an IM conversation. In many cases, the person who, for whatever reason stopped talking to you, is still signed on. Often occurs in intense parts of conversations.

Over Instant messaging:
Jill: I just got back from dinner with my boyfriend.
Heather: Did he propose?
--------------10 min later-----------------------------------------
Heather: Don't pull an IMunot with me! I see that you're still online!