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Guys whose passtime at Disneyland is to rate the Disney princesses as they walk by. Princessophilia may also be characterized by taking photos with the princesses that score a high number on the hot scale.
Steve: Whoa, Snow White is a 9.5!
Jim: I know, but check out Cinderella! Dude, she's a ten! Hey! Can we get a picture with you???
Stacy: Ugh, you guys are total princessophiles.
1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.
2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.
Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
1. A sound made by drums that is made after a comedian tells a joke that needs a little push.
2. A sound one makes to signify that a lame joke has been told.
1. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Drums: Ba Dum Tsh
2. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Steve: Ba Dum Tsh!
The rush of emotions one feels when an automatic toilet flushes before one is finished with their "business". The emotions include, but are not limeted to: surprise, fear, anger, and frustration.
Just as Mona sat down on the airport toilet, it flushed throwing her into toilet freakout.
The weird, unexplained discontinuation of an IM conversation. In many cases, the person who, for whatever reason stopped talking to you, is still signed on. Often occurs in intense parts of conversations.
Over Instant messaging:
Jill: I just got back from dinner with my boyfriend.
Heather: Did he propose?
--------------10 min later-----------------------------------------
Heather: Don't pull an IMunot with me! I see that you're still online!
Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".
Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.
Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
A social network for those who sport red felt hats shaped like truncated cones. aka fez hats.
Jesus (haysoos): Hey, Jonah, wanna chat on Fezbook?
Jonah: Sure, dude!
Bob: Can I join?
Jesus: No! You look awful in a fez!