Fezbook

A social network for those who sport red felt hats shaped like truncated cones. aka fez hats.

Jesus (haysoos): Hey, Jonah, wanna chat on Fezbook?
Jonah: Sure, dude!
Bob: Can I join?
Jesus: No! You look awful in a fez!

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Shamannagans

Shanannagans specific to males.

Lisa: Today, I asked my husband to pick up his dirty laundry and he actually had to sniff it to make sure it wasn't clean!

Anne: Ah, the sniff test, one of many classic shamannagans.

Egotesticle

When guys are especially cocky about their junk.

Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!

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Crocoffs

The knock-off version of the popular shoes Crocs. They often have mishapen holes and are decorated with strange, ugly designs, but they are a cheap alternative to the overpriced real Crocs shoes.

Anne: I was going to buy myself a pair of Crocs, but they are soooo expensive.

Lisa: Well, get a pair of Crocoffs! They will be way less costly!

Automatic Clasitionata

What AC stands for according to Spongebob Squarepants.

Spongebob: AC. (looks at air conditioning button in ship) That stands for automatic clasitionata, which is fancy fancy talk for let's get this party started!

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Ski-tard

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.

Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!

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Hebro

What people call their gangster jewish friends. Hebrew+Bro.

Josh: What up, my hebro?!?!?!
Jake: NM, what up with you?

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