RuneScape

The MMORPG from hell.

It will rape your soul and torture it. It will zombify your brain with its unrealistic and somewhat godly hypnotic powers. It will turn you into a mindless no lifer nerd. When playing RuneScape one will be helplessly absorbed into its virtual world. Its incredible addiction powers prohibit your eyes from directing away from the screen. You will not stop playing for weeks, maybe months.

Never consider playing RuneScape. If you have started already, you will notice some horrific symptons occurring. Your butt cheeks will be permenantly engraved onto your chair, as mouse grooves will be permenantly engraved onto your palm. You will become allergic to sunlight. You will not give a shit about any worldly affairs that is going on. When you are not playing RuneScape, you will begin to notice that you can't stop fantazising about the game. You will have no friends and will be called a nerd or bitch wherever you go. You will feel extremely depressed and have a sudden urge to suicide.

RuneScape is responsible for 20% of child suicides.

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