lightsaber

The lightsaber is the super-powered high frequency laser beam weapon of the Star Wars universe. It first appeared it Star Wars: A New Hope when Obi-Wan gave Luke Anakin's old lightsaber. It is possibly the most famous weapon in movies of the past century. Frequently children are spotted with rulers or sticks playing a lightsaber duel. Don't we all wish that we could instantaneously hack someone's limbs off, cut through any material, or threaten somebody's life? The amazing futuristic tool of the lightsaber has changed everybody's life, dreams, or imagination in some way.

Yoda had a furious lightsaber duel full of flips and twists with Count Dooku in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

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42

The Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. It was calculated by the computer Deep Thought for seven million years and when asked to build a better computer to discover the Question to the Life, the Universe, and Everything, it built the Earth. Before the Earth could tell the Question however, it was destroyed by the Vogons to make room for an interstellar highway bypass. For more information, see The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

What is six times seven? 42!
No, no, that's too simple.
How many roads must a man walk down? 42!
That's it! We're made!

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specfuckintacular

The most flamboyant and excessive adjective that you can use to describe any word in your lexicon.

That was such a specfuckintacular ride! Let's do that again!

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flurge

What many students do to their failing papers, quizzes, tests, or report cards.

DrNick: "How did your parents react to your report card?"
MadSci: "They didn't! I flurged it immediately."

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goatse

An annoying prank played on naive message board spammers that when a link is clicked upon, a box comes up flashing "You Are A Idiot! HAHAHAHA!" with an appropriate stupid jingle.

A more evil version of the goatse has been found where the "Idiot" boxes are opened as bouncing boxes around your screen and as you chase and close them more boxes appear.

SchoolYon: "So I clicked on the link and BAM! my computer almost crashed!"
DrNick: "You've been goatse'd!"

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Word

The ONLY form of communication evolved in our world today!

Maybe someday we'll be using a different form a communication instead of the WORD.

Also, many slang words and other curses and such at posted at this very site.

DrNick: "Did you know we speak in words?"
SchoolYon: "Word."

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prezactly

Pretaining to predactyls and their language and/or cavemen's reactions to predactyls.

Og: "That one look good. Chase. Kill. Eat."
Lam: "Prezactly."

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