Dancing With The Grim Reaper

How you tell your kids their dad isn’t coming home from the army. Popularised by Mikey Z’s hit song.

Child: Mum when’s papa coming home for Christmas
Mother: Jimmy, papa’s not coming home he was dancing with the grim reaper
Child:(Hysterical whining)
Mother:(Punches child to shut up)
Child:(“Has a nap”)

Marvel Jack

That knobhead who goes to the park with you and your mates, yells wogwan at every person there, then gives himself brain trauma with an inanimate object.

Person1: Did u hear about that fucking kid
Person2: The one who tried to look cool by running up a skateboard ramp then fucking smacking his head into it
Person1: Yeah lol, what a Marvel Jack. He can’t read or write anymore