How you tell your kids their dad isnât coming home from the army. Popularised by Mikey Zâs hit song.
Child: Mum whenâs papa coming home for Christmas
Mother: Jimmy, papaâs not coming home he was dancing with the grim reaper
Child:(Hysterical whining)
Mother:(Punches child to shut up)
Child:(âHas a napâ)
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That knobhead who goes to the park with you and your mates, yells wogwan at every person there, then gives himself brain trauma with an inanimate object.
Person1: Did u hear about that fucking kid
Person2: The one who tried to look cool by running up a skateboard ramp then fucking smacking his head into it
Person1: Yeah lol, what a Marvel Jack. He canât read or write anymore