James

Stinky, clingy, scavenger like creature. Can often be found trying to fit in with the rest of society, but failing. Always mistakes excessive use of “fuck” and “cunt” as being comedic. Can be detected from miles away by the stench of its unbathed body and unwashed clothes. Any sandwich devoured by a James must be squished flat repeatedly between his dirty booger picks. Is also excluded from group events to avoid mass chaos that will be unleashed from the consumption of alcohol.

Person1: Whats that god awful stench

Person2: That would be James

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