Shaun

A shaun is a chad. If a chad had long, flowing, LUSCIOUS hair. A Shaun is a marine science teacher that wears sharp shoes that looks like they should be worn to church. Shauns also tend to tie up their long, flowing, luscious hair, but when they let that hair loose, one glimpse would have you think you saw a portrait version of Jesus. Will occasionally ask you to take your bible out in class, and is so communist. INCREDIBLY communist. Always under the age of 30, always muscular and "gebou", and always with a fully grown beard. never will you ever, see a Shaun, without their fully grown, luscious beard. Shaun's have a beard which EVERY man wishes they had. Not too long, not too short, but a fully grown, perfectly outgrown beard. A magnificent beard. Also has an ironic resemblance to Jason Momoa

Also SO SO incredibly tall and intimidating. Shaun's are Dwayne the rock Johnson with hair and without fighting experience. No student would ever willingly fail this man's class, unless they really hated him, which is impossible.

Person 1: Damn, you see that new Marine science teacher? And damn, look at those mussels (Get it??)

Person 2: Yeah mans, that is DEFINITELY a Shaun. Hmm look at that luscious, perfectly grown beard!

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