dildo spike

A practical joke in which you throw your friend naked out of a second story window onto a dildo laced with pcp and fire ants.

Juans pretty drunk, i bet he would even be able to identify us in a felony case if we dildo spiked him!

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Douche Pump

A pressurized Douche; someone who is so unpleasant that its just unbearable to be around them.

That guy is such a douche pump, I wish he wouldn't follow us around asking to smoke hookah so much. He should be dildo spiked.