To be wrongly and maliciously accused of shagging another man's woman.
For fuck sake can't you see I'm being dickpinned!
My ex-mate dickpinned me coz he saw me as a threat!
Don't dickpin me son or I really will give your wife some British love batter all over her template!
The smooth chest area above the tits and below the neck.
I would love to spaff on her template!
That's a lovely dress - really shows off her template!
What a smooth template. I bet she's got a great set of tits under that dress!
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