PEB

Premature Ejaculation Brake

A mental device used to delay the inevitable release of love juice. A mental image to prevent early release of baby gravy.
For example when doing the dirty and approaching the vinegar stroke I quickly thought of Jeff naked and angry.

Chris: "here mate I was banging this slag last night but was developing a early burst so I quickly had to PEB myself"

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SPaD

Semen Projected at Disgrace.

When a man ejaculates during a socially unacceptable occasion or at a time when it really is not necessary.

Paramedic attends to a road collision

Paramedic: "oh my god why is there semen all over this windscreen!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: "sorry but I tried to help but seen she had passed away and I SPad"

At a funeral

Rev Fingerboy: "we release this soul to heav.....fucking hell who has shot man muck all over this coffin!!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: " I apologise profusely but I really feel passionate about their passing and simply had to SPaD"

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Chunky Weave

When a man styles a ladies hair by shooting a load of sticky white love piss all over her head and then attempting to plait or weave it.

Loving wife: "Oh Eric could you be a darling and give me a chunky weave"

Eric:"Yes wench. First allow me time to mix my batter then I will sort you the finest chunky weave possible"