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That fat smelly bitch who cooks me dinner and licks my ass...
Certificatologist: "yo' mama better be making some good shit tonight, or I swear I'll smack that ho!"
Midget: "my mother has been dead for 16 years."
Certificatologist: "I'd still do her..."
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When your shit comes out sideways causing considerable pain and anal tearage.
Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!
Midget: Ouch...
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Certificatologist: "Chingy?"
Midget: "Yup... fuck..."
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a pirate with a blue beard who is skilled in the art of plundering booty, and when I say booty I mean your big sexy ass...
Certificatologist: "when I woke up I was laying naked in the street in a pool of blood, and my ass was killing me."
Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"
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1. The Captain of the Dipshits.
2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...
Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."
Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."
Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."
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someone who likes to play with my balls...
Certificatologist: "yo' mama be a junk jangler."
Midget: "yeah, she's a ho..."
Certificatologist: "she be janglin' my junk all the muthafuckin' time..."
9👍 5👎